My mom told me my blog needed a title
samlicker87:

This is still my favorite comic ever

samlicker87:

This is still my favorite comic ever

kissedthystones:

I’m just trying to get lunch, not have an existential crisis.

kissedthystones:

I’m just trying to get lunch, not have an existential crisis.

waltergirlboob:

was this a real musical

softsweettouch:

bile7:

bile7:

What I do?

When that baby walks away with her hand in the air sayin “OKAY” is me

whhahaaaaat she is too cute!!!

travelbyfoldingamap:

jessieunderthesea:

This is literally my dream

but seriously it is.  it’s making me tear up

travelbyfoldingamap:

jessieunderthesea:

This is literally my dream

but seriously it is.  it’s making me tear up

the-super-scout:

helioscentrifuge:

runtime-err0r:

itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then

image

yeah wow that’s spot on perfect

my catchphrase

leia-reon:

i-am-a-mushroom:

tiredwinchesters:

condensedbloodmilk:

the-dragonblades-shadow:

sizvideos:

Video

//This began the rise of Aperture Science.

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THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR

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